Wetback Mountain

R Merle Lavengood 4/05/06

Here are some things we have been told recently by the bleeding heart liberals and vote desperate Democrats about the long stagnant illegal alien problem.

All illegals are law abiding citizens

I may just be a dumb guy with a $10 website, and a strange sense of humor but the fact that the word “illegal” is incorporated into their name suggests that this statement is not completely honest. The word citizen is disingenuous also.

Illegals are all hard working family oriented people with a work ethic the American worker can not match.

36% to 42% of illegals in this country right now are on welfare. If that’s a strong work ethic then I have to slow down and rest. Yes there are lots of hard working illegals but that is not the rule.

Illegals don’t bring crime and violence across the border with them

33% of the prison population in this country right now are Illegal Aliens. That sounds like crime to me.

Mexico is so poor that they have to come to flee poverty.

Mexico is the 5th richest country in the world.

Illegal Mexicans do the jobs Americans won’t do.

Wrong! They do the jobs Americans use to do at a fraction of the pay. They are doing the jobs Americans aren’t willing to do for FIVE dollars a day!

And it should be mentioned that the “they do the jobs Americans won’t do” argument has been stolen from the abolitionists days during the struggle to outlaw black slavery. The slave owners of the south said the same thing to show cause to keep their slaves from being taken away from them. Using an unsuccessful campaign line to rationalize use of the modern day Mexican slaves should raise a flag as to the true motivation of the employers in this debate.

Another interview being replayed in the media that burns me up is of a white female American born citizen. Her rational and sob story is about having fallen in love with an illegal alien, marrying him, buying a house together and having three children with him. The main message of her whining is that it would not be right to arrest and deport her illegal husband because the government would be taking away a “husband, a father and a provider“. She felt deportation would be devastating to her children (and rightfully so) and blames the Bush administration for trying to ruin the young girls lives.

Well it’s time for some honest tough love

Should her children’s father be boxed up and stripped from the children’s lives she needs to tell those poor innocent girls that losing their father was not the fault of the Republicans, not the fault of the INS, not the fault of GW, not the fault of the police department. She needs to look those poor heart broken little girls in the face and explain there is only one person at fault.... HER!!

Explain that the destruction of their family is a direct result on her poor choices. She chose to have sex with and marry an illegal alien knowing he could be arrested at anytime and whisked away forever. She chose to have an outlaw be the father of her children. Millions of legal men available in this country for her to choose from and she made the decision to pick instability and chaos for her children. Did George Bush have a say in who she wanted to have as her children’s role model, NO!

She made every decision in her life that lead to her family possibly being compromised. She needs to accept all her deportation issues as having been caused by her own selfish wants being put in front of her being a responsible parent. It’s a terrible thing to watch but if pedro having an American wife is suppose to give him a get out of jail free card then where does it stop. The prisons are full of fathers. They all need to be released immediately and a policy be enacted that only non-fathers be arrested for any crimes in the future. Hey it’s for the kids remember!

There is a gray area being exploited about Mexican couples illegally coming here and having a child or two or seven. Having been blessed with the miracle of birth is not a get out of jail free card either. Jumping the fence just in time to shoot out a baby across home plate shouldn’t automatically give you the keys to the castle. It just promotes more waddling near-moms to be drug through the desert by an illegal man looking to use her as a free ticket to paradise. The media portrays these women as having a blessed and rare event that gives the family sanctuary. Latino women are beautiful and one of the most fertile creatures on this planet coming in a close second right behind rabbits. Just masturbating upwind of one of these girls can cause an accidental pregnancy. I think it’s a big loophole that needs to closed but have no idea how to solve it since the kids are citizens and would lose both parents unless they were shipped with them back over the fence against their constitutional rights.

The same Hollywood libs that brought you the ethics preaching movie Brokeback Mountain are sure to churn out a propaganda movie telling America how they should feel about illegals. An unrealistic portrayal of how America owes everything to the illegals saving us from certain ruin in their unconditional love for this country. The critics will rave and it will receive awards even if only thirty people actually pay to see it like the pole puffing cowboy movie. Americans are tired of being preached to over the silver screen and the box office reflects that. The Hollywood elites are the only ones not realizing it in their holier than thou quest to browbeat America into their image of a perfect socialist country.

There is a growing interest in a giant 22 billion dollar wall or fence being built along the border to give the illegals a challenge. Maybe using those spring loaded spikes from the drive-in that flattens your tires if you drive in the wrong way should be explored.

They work great at the drive-in, only about 2000 miles longer and a little higher. You may laugh but it would be

just as effective as soon as the southern masses figure out how to over run a fence in the middle of nowhere.

If your going to boot the illegals out then do it properly, with a giant boot! Kick their behinds back over the border and set an example to the masses forming at dusk to make another run at the border as soon as it’s dark. Nothing would make them reconsider faster then seeing their cousins streaking across the evening sky like a shuttle landing gone bad. The boys would jump back in their three tone chevys and head home.

But that wouldn’t address the real problem, generating a larger voting block for the Democrats before 08.