R. Merle Lavengood 10/26/06

http://www.thethirdlittlepig.com

I'm tired of women constantly telling me how much I'm missing in my life by never having been married. There are no incentives in this country for a right thinking man to get married. Lawyers and Judges have turned a once beautiful thing into a win win for women and nothing more than probation for men.

Marriage is a double edge sword. One side being religious and the other legal. My being an Atheist the religion side is obvious and maybe one day the subject of a different rant. Today I'm focusing on the legal side.

All the benefits of marriage are for women, none for men

There is no reason any free thinking male should sign all his rights away just for what he believes is the sole rights to the use of a woman's vagina and to do all her heavy lifting for the rest of his life. Men have been reduced to nothing more than draft animals sent out into the field to provide for the family.

Any man that has found himself suddenly at home (the nest) due to retirement, unemployment or injury quickly realize that they are a third wheel in the everyday world of "home" and their wife becomes agitated and cranky (read bitchy) the longer they are under foot. Only then realizing that their home is structured around her needs not his.

It is the wife and kid's house that they let you stay in as long as you serve the wifes needs. The psychology of nester Vs hunter will be explored another day to make room for some good all American lawyer bashing today.

Once legally bound with the woman of your dreams, here are the rules should (read when) a divorce ensues

As a man

Should you be found having sex outside of the marriage or not provide your spouse with all her wishes leaving her a fulfilled woman like she she sees on Opra or in the commercials on TV...

Your court imposed punishment as follows

• The imediate loss of everything your have earned, acquired or have had handed down from your family since the day you were born
• The loss of your house so her new boyfriends will have a place to stay
• The loss of your cars so her new boyfriends will have something to drive
• The loss of any motorcycles, snowmobiles and boats you have so her new boyfriends can have something to play with
• The loss of any vacation property so her new boyfriends has a place to spend time with your kids
• a large fine levied weekly to be paid to the woman so she can better afford all the makeup, clothes, hand bags etc. necessary to find and entertain other men.

But the man broke the agreement and ripped the heart out of his wife and has to pay the piper! As it should be..

As a woman

Should you be found having sex outside of the marriage or feel the need to no longer honor and love...

Your court imposed rewards are as follows

• The immediate gain of everything your spouse has earned, acquired or handed down from his family from the day he was born
• The gain of his house so your new boyfriends will have a place to stay
• The gain of his cars so your new boyfriends will have something to drive
• The gain of any motorcycles, snowmobiles and boats he has so your new boyfriends can have something to play with
• The gain of any vacation property so your new boyfriends has a place to spend time with your kids
• a large cash reward weekly so you can better afford all the makeup, clothes, hand bags etc. necessary to find and entertain other men.

The woman broke the agreement and rips the heart out of her husband's chest and then waits for the court to reward her actions like a check from the lottery.

The Judges condone and encourage your wife to give the neighbor a blowjob as often as possible, the quickest way for a woman to achieve financial security is to get married as often as possible and bang all the hubby's friends. Leaving all the wronged ex's living in a trailer park eating off of paper plates!!

American women know this. That is why so many women have no worries putting on 50 pounds or more after the wedding, starting with the wedding cake they don't stop eating. This is why most women don't cook anymore.

This is why the sex stops after the kids pop out. This is why women in other countries still look so hot in their later years because if they lose their man they are left on their own vs the USA where men have no choice but to eat crap and pretend they're happy or pay the price.

As a man you want to see how much your soon to be wife really loves you just mention a prenuptial agreement (a document assuring her equal rights. something women have bitched to get for years) and watch the anger and tears flow. You then either stand your ground or become a draft animal out working the field to finance her and her next husbands dreams.

Just another example of women wanting "all the benefits and none of the responsibility"

© RM..Lavengood