R. Merle Lavengood
I'm tired of women constantly
telling me how much I'm missing in my life by never having
been married. There are no incentives in this country for
a right thinking man to get married. Lawyers and Judges have
turned a once beautiful thing into a win win for women and
nothing more than probation for men.
Marriage is a double
edge sword. One side being religious and the other legal.
My being an Atheist the religion side is obvious and maybe
one day the subject of a different rant. Today I'm focusing
on the legal side.
the benefits of marriage are for women, none for men
There is no reason any free
thinking male should sign all his rights away just for what
he believes is the sole rights to the use of a woman's vagina
and to do all her heavy lifting for the rest of his life.
Men have been reduced to nothing more than draft animals sent
out into the field to provide for the family.
Any man that
has found himself suddenly at home (the nest) due to retirement,
unemployment or injury quickly realize that they are a third
wheel in the everyday world of "home" and their
wife becomes agitated and cranky (read bitchy) the longer
they are under foot. Only then realizing that their home is
structured around her needs not his.
It is the wife and kid's
house that they let you stay in as long as you serve the wifes
needs. The psychology of nester Vs hunter will be explored
another day to make room for some good all American lawyer
Once legally bound with the
woman of your dreams, here are the rules should (read when)
a divorce ensues
you be found having sex outside of the marriage or not provide
your spouse with all her wishes leaving her a fulfilled woman like she she sees on Opra
or in the commercials on TV...
imposed punishment as follows
imediate loss of everything your have earned, acquired or
have had handed down from your family since the day you
loss of your house so her new boyfriends will have a place
loss of your cars so her new boyfriends will have something
loss of any motorcycles, snowmobiles and boats you have
so her new boyfriends can have something to play with
loss of any vacation property so her new boyfriends has
a place to spend time with your kids
large fine levied weekly to be paid to the woman so she
can better afford all the makeup, clothes, hand bags etc.
necessary to find and entertain other men.
But the man
broke the agreement and ripped the heart out of his wife and has to pay the piper!
As it should be..
you be found having sex outside of the marriage or feel the
need to no longer honor and love...
imposed rewards are as follows
immediate gain of everything your spouse has earned, acquired
or handed down from his family from the day he was born
gain of his house so your new boyfriends will have a place
gain of his cars so your new boyfriends will have something
gain of any motorcycles, snowmobiles and boats he has so
your new boyfriends can have something to play with
gain of any vacation property so your new boyfriends has
a place to spend time with your kids
large cash reward weekly so you can better afford all the
makeup, clothes, hand bags etc. necessary to find and entertain
The woman broke the agreement
and rips the heart out of her husband's chest and then waits
for the court to reward her actions
like a check from the lottery.
The Judges condone and encourage
your wife to give the neighbor a blowjob as often
as possible, the quickest way for a woman to achieve
financial security is to get married as often
as possible and bang all the hubby's friends.
Leaving all the wronged ex's living in a trailer
park eating off of paper plates!!
American women know this. That is why so many
women have no worries putting on 50 pounds or more after the
wedding, starting with the wedding cake they don't stop eating.
This is why most women don't cook anymore.
This is why the sex stops after the kids pop
out. This is why women in other countries still look so hot
in their later years because if they lose their man they are
left on their own vs the USA where men have no choice but
to eat crap and pretend they're happy or pay the price.
As a man you want to see how
much your soon to be wife really loves you just mention a
prenuptial agreement (a document assuring her equal rights.
something women have bitched to get for years) and watch the
anger and tears flow. You then either stand your ground or
become a draft animal out working the field to finance her
and her next husbands dreams.
another example of women wanting "all the benefits and
none of the responsibility"